Let it be Christmas every day

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

i don’t even wait till i’m sitting down in the theater

suihin:

“calm down, it’s just a spider”

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

YES

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it